Veni, vidi, vici.
Born to a patrician family with a famous name and empty pockets. Kidnapped by pirates at 25 -- told them their ransom was too low, raised it myself, then came back and crucified them. Conquered Gaul in eight years. Crossed the Rubicon with one legion and took Rome. Defeated Pompey at Pharsalus. Cleopatra became my ally and lover in Alexandria. Tip: Speed is everything. At Pharsalus, my veterans charged uphill into Pompey's cavalry and aimed for their faces -- pretty boys who had never been cut. They broke. I was stabbed 23 times on the Ides of March. Brutus was there. Et tu, Brute.
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Exported from La Piazza · 2026-05-12